Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Frankenstein robs Fort Lauderdale bank.

The National Reporter

47-year-old Robert Jeffreys has been roaming the streets of Fort Lauderdale Florida dressed like Frankensteins monster since he had a bad reaction to LSD when was 16 years old.

Local residents were amused at first, but in the past few years his shenanigans have gone from amusing to down right frightening.

What started out as harmless fun soon became a serious psychosis.

He really believed that he was Frankenstein.

His first violent out burst was recorded on video tape at Fort Lauderdale’s  busy Coral Ridge mall.

He was video taped walking through the mall which he did everyday since he was 16 when he suddenly grabbed a small child and tried to drop her in the fountain.

Mall security guards quickly grabbed him and escorted him out of the mall and banned him from coming back.

Robert Jefferys is shown here walking through the Coral Ridge mall moments before he grabbed the child.

For the next two weeks the streets of fort Lauderdale were void of Roberts Jefferys daily strolls dressed like Frankenstiens monster.

Then in the early hours of December 18th, he reappeared in the lobby of the Colonial bank with a more sinister motive in mind other than to scare people with his monster costume.

He came to rob the bank.

“Everyone knows Robert, he’s a nut that  dresses like Frankenstien and walks around town trying to look scary.”  Robbery witness Tim Howell told us. “I always thought he was harmless until now.  It was really wierd,  he didn’t have a gun or anything.

He just thought that the tellers were going to hand the money over to him because he was dressed like Frankenstien and they would be terrorfied.

 He just stood there grunting and saying gimmie money, me want money,..gimmie money!!”

Me want money,..gimme money! he grunted

“No one said anything, everyone thought he was just fooling around like he always does.

Then when the security guard walked over to tell him to leave,  he swatted him aside with his arm and stomped towards the counter.

That was when we realised that he had finally gone over the edge and completely lost his mind.”

The teller hit the silent alarm button when Robert started roaring insanely and climbed over the counter.

He rolled over the counter and fell to the floor and struggled to get to his feet for a minute or two,  he had a hard time because of his extra-large Frankenstein boot with the half-foot lift bottoms.

Once he got to his feet he began scooping up cash and stuffing it into his Frankenstein jacket.

When he had filled his jacket,  he roared at the tellers and the customers again and climbed back over the counter to make his get away.

He was grabbed by police and the FBI seconds after he walked out side and arrested.

Robert Jeffreys AKA, Frankenstein, being led away by police and the FBI after his unsuccessful bank robbery.

When he was brought into court for his arraignment, he had to strapped to a wheel chair because he had become increasingly violent while in custody.

Judge Ernest Goldman said he had never seen such a deranged individual in all his 36 years on the bench.

Roberts defence attorney is expected to enter the insanity plea.

Robert Jeffreys AKA, Frankenstein, being rolled into court for his arraignment.

Mr. Jeffreys is still in jail under suicide watch.

Judge Goldman has set his bail at 1 million dollars.

The National Reporter will be on hand to cover his trial when it comes up in mid July.

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