Sunday, September 13, 2009

High As Kites

Last night [while smoking hookah for the first time] I found out that the two girls who live downstairs are a lesbian couple. I knew that they weren’t typical college women, but I thought that they were just best friends, not best friends who sleep in the same bed. I wonder what exciting new things I have yet to learn about this house…

Hookah wasn’t as excellent as I wanted it to be, and after reading about the health risks on Wikipedia, I’m pretty much ready to never do it again. It was not as delicious as purported, although I do kind of want to learn to blow smoke rings. One of the people at the party told me it’s basically like giving head, but my imagination was not working vividly enough to follow that advice.

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