Sunday, September 6, 2009

Ryan Perrilloux suspended? No f-ing way

Lawrence Phillips represent

Remember when Ryan Perrilloux helped LSU win the national championship in 2007 as a backup QB and was suppose to take over the helm and lead LSU to a second title. All was right with college football, or it should have been until Perrilloux decided to single handedly ruin the entire football season for being retard. In his short time at LSU, Perrilloux was questioned in a federal investigation, probably involving drugs. Then he was arrested for using a fake ID to enter a riverboat casino. Then he got into a fight at a New Orleans nightclub. Along with missing class, meetings, and practice, he got busted for pot and was finally kicked out of LSU. It got so bad, that Les Miles decided it would be a better idea to start a Harvard transfer, than Ryan Perrilloux. Nice going retard

Ryan transferred to Jacksonville St University in order to show NFL scouts he has the tools to play that he showed at LSU. He had a successful season last year going 8-3 with 2000 passing yards and 19 TDs. This year has not gotten off to a great start. Dude is already suspended for the first game of the season against Georgia Tech. How stupid to you have to be to get suspended by Jacksonville St? Matt Jones got busted for cocaine in Jacksonville and wasn’t even suspended until a year later, cause what happens in Jacksonville, well no one cares cause it’s Jacksonville. But Perrilloux has perfected the art of pissing people off and is now on the bench once again.

To play football, you have to follow the rules. Ryan doesnt follow the rules so obviously he does not want to play D1 football. Then why does he just not quite college, go snort whatever it is people snort, get thrown in jail, get raped in jail, get released only to end up back in the slammer again within the year, and repeat the cycle forever. You know, just like every other southern redneck

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